absurdlakefront:

cracked:

Donald Trump had a big brother who died at the young age of 43 in 1981. Freddy Trump wasn’t as into real estate as his little brother or dad, and by the time he died, he had a reputation as an alcoholic, which some people think is why Donald himself is a vigorous teetotaler – he watched his big brother destroy himself with booze. Before Freddy died, he got married and had two kids, Mary and Fred III. Those two kids grew up, got married (not to each other), started their own families, and moved on with life.

Then something weird happened. Somewhere along the way, Donald Trump’s father decided to exclude his dead alcoholic son’s heirs from his will. So when Fred Trump Sr. died in 1999, the millions of dollars he left behind were divided among Donald and his two living siblings – everyone in Freddy’s family was cut out of the inheritance. Specifically, Donald Trump helped his father draft a will which divided “at least $20 million, among his children and their descendants, ‘other than my son Fred C. Trump Jr.’”

Now, we know what people will do for a fiver to buy a pack of smokes. Imagine what people will do for their cut of a multi-million-dollar windfall. Now imagine what those people would do if they had a newborn child who had just been diagnosed with cerebral palsy – which is exactly what had happened to Fred III. Fred and his sister sued the family for their share of the estate, because who wouldn’t? Their grandfather was a 93-year-old man who suffered from Alzheimer’s, and the whole will seemed fishy. When Donald Trump found out his nephew was suing over the will, he did something amazing. He cut off his nephew’s baby son’s medical benefits, claiming he “was angry because they sued.”

8 Insane Donald Trump Moments The World Totally Forgot

He’s a fucking sociopath.

Also:

You might recognize September 11, 2001 as the date the World Trade Center towers collapsed. It’s also the day Trump took to network television to remind the world that his building was now the tallest, making a quick jab about the building’s temporary status as second-tallest before the attack on the Twin Towers.