At some point, early Wednesday morning, when Gov. Mitt Romney and family were tucked into bed, a quiet call went out on the radio channel used by his Secret Service agents: “Javelin, Jockey details, all posts, discontinue.”
How the Secret Service Said Goodbye to Mitt Romney.
Love this, as I love process and protocol and all that kind of stuff.
“It’s a facial expression I do when I’m excited,” Marty Arps, 20, told the Daily yesterday just hours after the photo was taken. “I [did that] when I met Nicki Minaj. It’s like, ‘Ah, it’s them, right there in front of you!’ They’re not from another world.’”
(via Loco for Romney - The Daily)
“Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney” is an anagram for “My Ultimate Ayn Rand Porn”
Overpass Light Brigade
Finally, an anagram to surpass my old favorite, which was “Michael Jackson” -> “He jails man cock”.
”I feel honored you and I broke new ground as TV moms who didn’t cook, didn’t clean, and didn’t make any money. In the 80’s, that made you a bad mom….but today it makes you Mitt Romney’s wife.
— Katey Sagal (aka Peg Bundy, Leela) on the Roseanne Roast. (via anthxny
His attempt to define American culture settled in on vague attributes like “patriotism,” “family orientation,” “honor and oath” and “freedom,” a list that seemed cribbed from Ron Swanson’s Pyramid of Greatness.