2. Roger Sterling

Real Roger Sterling Line* Or Something I Made Up?

1. “They’re so cheap they can’t even afford a whole reporter.”

2. “I love how they act like choirboys. You know one of them leaves New York with VD.”

3. “Come Turkey Day, maybe you can stuff her.”

4. “You turned all the sizzle from Glo-Coat into a wet fart.”

5. “Maybe you should’ve violated Pegleg Pete with his hard-oak hobble-stick.”

6. “How are your balls?”

[*Transcription accuracy not guaranteed.]

Answer key: Sterling: 1, 2, 3, 4. Made-up and inferior to actual line: 5. Roger line obviously given to Don’s divorce lawyer: 6.