There is a guy of Filipino descent who works in our office and the other day this exchange happened between he and our director…
D: How do you say that in your language?
Him: Salad.
D: No I mean in your native language.
Him: Salad.
D: Over in the Philippines?
Him: Yes. Salad.
Shit. You. Not.
SALAD.
Also, I decided to use the magic of Google Translate to translate this into Tagalog (aka “my” “native” “language”):
D: Paano sabihin mo na sa iyong wika?
Sa kanya: Salad.
D: Hindi ibig sabihin ko sa iyong sariling wika.
Sa kanya: Salad.
D: Sa Pilipinas?
Sa kanya: Oo. Salad.
Tae. Iyo. Hindi.
Reblogginb because this says shit in Tagalog.
Tae. Iyo. Hindi.