The 61-year-old candidate herself walked onstage in a pink suit and pearls, looking for all the world like the president of the Fairfield P.T.A., and proceeded to deliver a victory speech that was sort of amazing for its amalgamation of clichés and a complete, almost defiant, lack of substance.

‘I had a great fear that the American dream was in the greatest jeopardy that it has ever been in our lifetime, and I didn’t want to lose that opportunity for the American dream for our children and our grandchildren.’

‘The great communicator Ronald Reagan had it right, but this president and this Congress have it wrong!’

‘This campaign has never been about the political pundits or the establishment. This campaign is about you!’

And so on. Then McMahon strode off the stage to Survivor’s ‘Eye of the Tiger.’