About TV court shows: “The judge must dispense homespun wisdom with a touch of ethnic sass.”

Phrases that indicate someone is lying: “‘Okay, this is what happened…’/’What happened was…’”

Phrases that really mean “I’m not going to pay you”: “I was gonna pay, but then you started harrassing me.”

The shit is funny because it’s true.

We are respectable negroes: 27 things I’ve learned by watching TV Court shows