This is today’s key fail. Areas of particular fail circled in red. This profile has to be motherfucking fake.
If it’s real…good fucking god.
I’m praying to the baby Jesus that this is fake and just on Zoosk for our amusement.
isn’t fake? I mean, really. Guys. Just look at his eduacation. High School.
the baby Jesus that this is fake and just on Zoosk for our amusement.