So Mexico’s Jimena Navarette is the new Miss Universe. She ran on a platform of family values.

Look, Jimena, we get it — but just once it would be nice to see someone run on a platform of “sorority sister values,” or “values of this one really awesome owner of a Korean barbecue stand,” or “values I learned on the street.”

Mix it up a little. Get some points for creativity. Know that not everyone’s family values the same thing.