December 2010
Thirty Something Singledom: Technology is for... →
carlyo:
thirtysomethingsingledom:
That or technology brings out the inconsiderate asshole in everyone.
Way back in the 1980’s…
1) People would not stop talking to you mid-conversation.
2) People wouldn’t end a conversation without saying goodbye.
3) People wouldn’t try to contact you past 2 a.m. unless it was an emergency.
4)…
Yeah, what she said.
November 2010
"Mamihlapinatapai" →
leahj:
forwhenifeellikesharing:
fluctuat:
Mamihlapinatapai is a word from the Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego, listed in The Guinness Book of World Records as the “most succinct word”, and is considered one of the hardest words to translate. It describes “a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants...
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“14. Your mama’s so old, she gave Nicholas Flamel his first handjob.”
– The Best Harry Potter “Yo Mama” Jokes: Buzzfeed
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possible food blog titles - could you vote?
I Ate You
I Ate You So Much Right Now
Aters to the Left
Ate Night (for all us folks who post pictures from our weekly Ate Night, where instead of going out on dates we eat some motherfucking derricious food)
Plate Night
Tha Playa Ata’s Ball
Either way, I win/lose. Thank you, and good night!
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Single Girl and Probably Staying that Way: Pricing →
buymyowndamndiamonds:
So, I muttered to myself this weekend that I would buy my own damn diamonds. (Seeing as how it is highly unlikely this dating thing is ever going to pan out.)
I went to Tiffany.com - of the blue boxes - to see just how much these things cost.
WELL.
I could buy two tricked out Apple laptops for…
I was thinking of going the vintage route myself - turning 35 in...
Anonymous asked: what do you think "apples make great carrots" means?
you posted it a long time ago. i am trying to write a paper on it.
you posted it a long time ago. i am trying to write a paper on it.
Watching Princess Diaries 2.
Is it just me or does Raven-Symone’s African princess garb remind you of Kingsley Shacklebolt from Harry Potter?
So who wants to host a game night for New Year's...
I have Apples to Apples and my own Wii controller.
Also did I mention I’m charming?
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British guys reading out loud from classic novels. →
awritersruminations:
theepitomeofquiet:
Literary panty drop, y’all.
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mistlewoe; or, Christmas movies & tv for the...
Hey, look, it’s the dude from “The Walking Dead”!
Love, Actually - What was up with everybody in this movie declaring that you must tell the truth at Christmas time before abruptly announcing their love to the unwitting victim of their choice? Richard Curtis actually had me thinking this was some fucked up English Christmas tradition, along with round, flaming puddings and...
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Mavis Staples, “Christmas Vacation” -...
All I want for Christmas
ohhellocolin:
Is to be able to download or have access to Mavis Staples singing the theme song to “Christmas Vacation”. It’s not on iTunes and I need it on my “XXX-Mas” Christmas Playlist.
Which, I mean it’s such a rad song. If someone could get it for me I’d be forever grateful.
I have it. It’s a lovely song. Do you want a link?
more movies i haven't seen that everybody else has...
Pretty Woman
Reality Bites
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
Crash
Let There Be Blood
The Land Before Time
An American Tail
Wall Street
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
A Bug’s Life
Psycho
The Man Who Knew Too Much
North By Northwest
Vertigo
Apocalypse Now
All About Eve
Batman Begins
Touch of Evil
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
The Social...
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My Spoiler-free Review of "Burlesque"
ryking:
Cam Gigandet has a nice ass and I never get tired of looking at Eric Dane, but director Steven Antin owes me $6 — and an apology for enticing me into wasting one hour and forty minutes of my life.
There wasn’t enough burlesque in my Burlesque. Also Christina cannot actually dance. There should have been more Kristen Bell and Alan Cumming. At some point, I forgot that Alan was in...
“You’d be a better cook if you had a rat pulling your hair.”
– Dad, referencing Ratatouille and insulting my cooking skills at the same time. (via teaforonesvp)
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“Impoverished people around the world die every day from acute respiratory...”
– Clean the World (via ryking)
jasmined: the games siblings play →
leahj:
jasmined:
So my brother and I talk to each other via IM every day. And we play this game where one of us (usually him) proposes that we reboot a particular movie, tv show, or song, wherein we get to recast it so it’s the greatest reboot ever or the worst.
For example, we came up with a zombiefied reboot of…
Fuck Yeah, Reboot?
I checked and alas, Fuck Yeah, Reboot is already taken....
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the games siblings play
So my brother and I talk to each other via IM every day. And we play this game where one of us (usually him) proposes that we reboot a particular movie, tv show, or song, wherein we get to recast it so it’s the greatest reboot ever or the worst.
For example, we came up with a zombiefied reboot of “Pushing Daisies” that would star Timothy Olyphant as Ned. Or a cover of The Pet...
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a note on f*ghaggery (or, can i get a witness?)
I posted a clip from an episode of “Will & Grace” earlier, and it reminded me that:
Every time a bunch of episodes was devoted to Grace’s love life I wanted to die from sheer boredom.
When Beverley Leslie got blown off his balcony in the series finale, I just about died from laughter.
Karen is my model of how to be a f*ghag, a fruit fly, or whatever the fuck you want to...
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theycallmebruce asked: OH MY GOODNESS! How have you missed them? They are absolutely worth seeing. They are some of my favorite movies from my childhood.