I try to keep abreast of the latest that’s on the Tumblr.

The dude manning the grill looked intense and not totally unattractive but I sensed there was a story there that I was not interested in hearing. Our one exchange was limited to me asking for steak, he asking me which temperature I wanted, me replying ‘Medium, please!’ and ended with him dropping meat on my plate.



(Source: satanic-capitalist)

JULIET: help me sneak out tonight
im gettin married
then im gettin laid
NURSE (stubs out cigarette): fuckin HELL YEAH

thiscozyskull replied to your quote “She seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being…”

did you read the first comment? “Hell hath no flue-ry..” I died.

Bwahahahaha - I didn’t read the comments (I don’t usually because people are often terrible) but I may go back and look.

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yo i wish my facebook feed was less “i drank a kale smoothie for every meal and lost 30 pounds” and more “today i ate a huge muthafuckin’ cheeseburger and didn’t let it negatively affect my self-worth”

that’s what I use tumblr for [inserts cheeseburger emoji]

'She seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago,' Lawrence told KTLA.